Online Pet Halloween Contest at Carithers Flowers!

Enter your pet in our Pet Halloween Contest!  The Grand Prize winner receives a Pet Smart gift certificate, Ruth’s Chris Certificate and more..This is really a fun contest and it’s very easy to enter your pet.  Be sure to tell the world what makes your Halloween Hound or CreeeepyKitty so special.  If you don’t have a pet, you will want to go to Carithers Flowers and vote for your favorite.  Here is a picture of a recent entrant.  Isn’t she boo-tiful…. “French Jailbird” by Riannon Colton Read More about Online Pet Halloween Contest at Carithers Flowers! »

Forwarded from a customer thanking us for the reminder call..too funny not to post

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy… Dear Tech Support, Last Year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0, and Football 4.1. c Conversion 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..Please note that I have tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Whatcan I do? TECH SUPPORT REPLY: Dear Madam: First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is and Entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears6.2 and do not to forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Flowers 3.5 and jewelry 2.0.  However, remember overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.  Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download … Read More about Forwarded from a customer thanking us for the reminder call..too funny not to post »